ALGEBRA W AS THE WIFE OF EUCLID “A comma is what a medium goes into,” “Filet Mignon is an opera by Puccini,” “Achilles was the boy whose mother dipped him into the River Stinx until he was intolerable”-and thousands more side- splitting, rollem-in-the-aisles, life-of-the-party schoolboy and schoolgirl howlers make this Pocket BOOK the greatest amount of fun and merriment you ever got since the circus. Boners are true, actual missteps, misprints, and mis- conceptions culled from examination papers, themes, classrooms. A few of the more choice excerpts are illustrated by Dr. Seuss, which does little except to set you off into more gales of laughter. Don’t read this book unless you can take it-because you’ll keep your nose in BONERS from beginning to end. And then you’ll begin all over again! “You can quote them by the page and add to the hilarity of any party.”
